10. You wear a tied up by the sleeves sweatshirt around your hips at the gym.
9. You cancelled your NFL package on cable, and substituted it for Oxygen Channel
8. You have Oprah on your Tivo, and you deleted all the MMA fights.
7. You follow the training information in Men’s Health. The last workout you did from that mag consisted of supersets on the thigh adduction machine supersetted with triceps kickbacks…with pursed lips..of course…
6. Your most listened song on your iPod is Copa Cabana.
5. Your breakfast consists of a bowl of Kashi with soy milk.
4. You are looking up online mini-vans.
3. You notice your nipples get sore every 28 days.
2. You drink a soy latte as both your pre and post workout drinks.
1. You notice when your girlfriend/wife got a haircut.
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